Animal Rights Move Against Abrahamic Discrimination Against Pigs

In an unexpected move today, an Animal Rights organisation has filed a suit against 'All Abrahamic Faiths' on the grounds that they discriminate against pigs. Funded by an area Humanist society, they hope to bring to book all those faiths who refuse to eat pigs on the grounds that they are 'unclean'.

"Why should pigs be singled out as unclean?" asks the paper filed this morning "when there are plenty of other animals that like mud, mud, glorious mud. And what about rabbits? They eat their own s**t, but they're not unclean. This isn't fair."

The Jewish, Christian and Islamic communities have responded with "Schmucks!", "Oh no, not another pointless stupid pinko court case" and "We shall not tolerate this intolerance".

Stay tuned for more news as it comes in.