Noah 'Not Pink Enough'

The story of Noah and his ark is to be taken from schools and any toys featuring the ark are to include pink animals in an effort to make Noah and his mythical ark 'Pink Friendly'.

It is alleged that the 'Two of each kind of animal, one male and one female" brings disrepute to the gay community makes children think that gay people are very naughty and can't drive boats.

A joint statement by the National Alliance of Abrahamics simply says; "Huh?"

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