News Archive

Tuesday 20 May 2008

Area Humanist Says "Don't Abort Before Speech"

An area humanist today pushed the envelope a bit further stating that women's rights are being breached every time a child makes a demand without actually saying what they need; "For the first few years of a child's life, it makes demands of its mother but the mother has no idea what the child wants due to a language barrier. This selfish animal just assumes that it can suck on a nipple without actually asking, and even when it gets it, there's no thanks".

Her proposed solution is to "... extend the abortion window to any time before the child can speak. This way, we are showing respect for the woman".

She also said she expected science to come up with some evidence in the next few years to show that a child isn't a proper human being until it can talk and, until then, it's just a potentially inconvenient animal.

Coming next: Area humanist argues that babies should enter the food market.