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Wednesday 21 May 2008

Baby Minotaur Means Hope For Millions

A minotaur born to an area Humanist couple is being hailed not only as a great step forward in medical progress but also a hope for millions of people who have diseases.

The youngling who is part human and part bull means that anyone who suffers from a disease can be healed; "not being able to put a bull's head on a human body meant we couldn't find a cure for cancer, diabetes or alzheimer's" said a scientist involved in the project, "now, however, being able to put a bull and a human into one body means that all these diseases can be cured. This is because having a disease and being made into half-a-bull are more alike than you'd think."

The mini-minotaur is currently being cared for by his mother but, once old enough, will be encouraged to fend for himself in a local underground labyrinth, built especially for him.