In an effort to broaden the spectrum of Religious Education, two area Humanists have been welcomed onto the board which steers Religious Education. Some might feel that having two people on a board which they have vowed to destroy may seem ludicrous, but the area Humanist association has promised that it will not abuse this position and welcomes any person of any faith to apply to join its board.
The Humanists involved are also members of The Humanist Party who also hold a non-discriminatory policy, as long as members don't think that believing in god is Ok. They encourage open debate (as long as the debate is about how much god doesn't exist), and free thinking (as long as its not thinking that believing in god is Ok).
In the coming months, moves are being made to welcome two alco-pop addicted hoodies onto an ASBO policy board, three members of the KKK onto a board to promote multi-racial co-operation and three members of the Nazi party on how to bring peace between Israel and her neighbours.
"We believe that this is the way to peace and harmony" said Darren von Dutsk as he was setting fire to a Star of David, "and we will bring Humanist Party liberation to every living, breathing person on the planet..... Whether they want it or not".
