Area Humansists Call for More Churches To Be Built

In an ironic turn of events, an area Humanist group has called for more churches to be built in order to help them prove that there are too many churches and not enough free thinkers to stop them.

Asked to comment on the strange turn of events, Harne Bostock said "We need more churches from which to remove our children from the evil brain washing techniques they'd use, if they were there".

It's thought that four churches will be built in the next year, much to the delight of the humanists who are can't wait to start removing their children from superstitious practices.