"Jesus Never Existed" Claim by Area Humanists

In a new book called "He Who Never Was", area Humanist has poured water on the flames of belief that there was ever a man called Jesus.

The book is already number one in a bookshop down the road from the hairdresser and is widely expected to be followed by another, yet untitled volume, which will prove that Martin Luther King Jr was an inflatable life raft with a face drawn on it just 'for a laugh'.